Black holes and Revelations..

So, they've fired up the LHC at Cern.

I'm hoping for the following:

• Discovery of something OTHER than the Higgs-Boson, something that isn't so limiting and allows for some kind of superluminal particle theory.
• Something which opens the door to lots of extra-dimensional worm hole theories and t'ings.
  
• Some kind of weird temporal displacement that lets me know next Saturday's lottery numbers.

I suspect either of the first two are more likely than the third.